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By signing this document, you have accepted the terms set by The Benevolent and Charitable Kyubey to become a Puella Magical Girl. The benefits in question include Immortality, a Kawaii-desu Wardrove (colors in question of the uniform will be dictated by the color of the employee's hair as they become initiated into service, because if we gave you the opportunity to choose, the chances of the dress being black is surprisingly high. Ergo, we want you to dress like a magical girl, not as a background extra in a Tim Burton film or the cashier at the Hot Topic who I swear to God always short changes me, the slut), a Unique Magic Power, and a Powerful SUPER COOL Weapon that we deem fit for you (if your weapon is not to your liking, be happy with what you have, no tacke backs).

By joining the ranks of the Puella Magical Girls, you accepted the responsibility in hunting and terminating enemies known as Witches (don't think too hard as to why they are there, they are just there, on Earth for no reason, trust me. They're evil though, super evil). Collect Grief Seeds to rejuvenate your Magic Power so as to stop their evil from spreading (failure to do so will have your standard issue Soul Gem be over-contaminated, becoming a Witch in the process [we are not responsible for this happening, we are also not responsible if a weird clown thing bites your head off and dangles you like a Pit Bull eating your favorite Barbie Doll, totally not our fault]). Failure to follow Kyubey's orders mean deaths.

In exchange for your service, you are granted an opportunity to have any wish you desire, like maybe a kitten? Those are cool. Yeah, a cat's fine too.

I swear, to willingly serve as a Protector of Earth as a Puella Magical Girl, having accepted the awesome things that can possibily happen and will have fun doing all the cool things Magical Girlds do like hugging puppies and having fun with my friends!

possibly the creator of Kyubey's contract: http://alexanderakai.deviantart.com/