User:Doctor Hello

Hello. I am The Man Who Searches. I am Ivar Afrotech, the Screaming Doctor. I am Eresh. I am Higanbana.

You pathetic mortals cannot hope to match my greasy glory. ...because everyone knows that it's glorious to hide in a skunky basement 24/7, drinking energy drinks by the gallon, slurping down cup yakisoba and munching Snickers while playing eroge and watching bad anime. I'm a devoted pen'n'paper RPer, Touhou fanboy, pseudo-mystery writer, part-time lolicon and full-time Wakamoto fanboy. Maybe that's part of the reason why I don't like to be outside with people. Well, fuck agoraphobia, it gives me more opportunities to stay inside.