Have you heard? Has anyone told you? The Rumor of Chelation Land! A stress-free theme park where you can relax to your heart's content and be happy! And it's the grand opening♪ You won't wanna leave! No way! And you don't have to! You can stay as long as you want! Oh, but, attention please! If it reaches max capacity, you'll be removed from this world. It's a hot rumor rolling through Kamihama! Ah, but that's okaaay!
Major Uwasa
Uwasa of the Chelation Land Ferris Wheel
キレートビッグフェリスのウワサ Uwasa of the Chelation Land Ferris Wheel
Fan Translation: “My, have you heard? Who’d you hear it from?
The Rumor of the Chelation Ferris Wheel!
Its gondolas spin round and round, but what’s that stuff inside?
Mankind’s trash, of course! Anger, sorrow, worries– every heavy feeling you can name.
You’ll regret riding it even just once, so it’s totally off-limits to try to get close!
Thanks to this wonderful wheel, we can all zone out and relax.
It’s a rumor that ALL the people in Daitou Ward are talking about.
I! WANT! HAPPY~!””
Official Translation: Have you heard? Has anyone told you? The Rumor of the Chelation Land Ferris Wheel! What in the world could be inside its whirling gondolas? Of course, it's stuffed with the garbage of human existence, like rage, sorrow, and uncertainty! No one's allowed to ride it because if they did they'd regret it at once! Everyone can free themselves from worry with this Ferris wheel! It's a hot Rumor in Daito Ward! I wanna be happy!
Fan Translation: “My, have you heard? Who’d you hear it from?
The Rumor of the Chelation Mascots!
They might move by sliding, but these park mascots still arrive with a jaunty 'clip-clop’ of their hooves!
If you happen to meet one, it’s curtains for you. But oh non-non, don’t be afraid! ♪
They’ll soothe everyone’s body and mind with a pleasant ’pho-wa-wa~h,’ and carry all your bad vibes away.
It’s a rumor that ALL the people in Daitou Ward are talking about.
How princely~! ♪”
Official Translation: Have you heard? Has anyone told you? The Uwasa of the Chelation Land Mascot! These theme park mascots slide across the ground, but still arrive with the jaunty "clip-clop" of hooves! Yes, their arrival heralds your end, but you mustn't be scared, no no no! They soothe your heart and mind, and make you all warm inside, you see! They'll carry all those bad feelings away. It's a hot Rumor in Daito Ward! How princely!
The Uwasa doesnt appear on its own in the anime or get explained by the Rumor Spreader, only appearing when fused with Tsuruno or Hotel Fenthope
When fused with Hotel Fenthope the underlying rumor changes name to Chelation Fenthope
The Ferris Wheel Uwasa never appears, but the Mascot Uwasa does.
A new version of the Mascot Uwasa appears, it has a simpler design and seems to be under the control of Rumor Tsuruno.
Trivia
"Chelation" is a pun, combining the word "elation" (great happiness and exhilaration, appropriate for an amusement park) with the word it's contained within, "chelation". Chelation is a process by which ions and molecules are bound to metal ions. Chelation therapy is the application of this process to extract metals from the body so as to prevent or treat metal poisoning, but must be performed carefully as it carries the risk of death if done improperly.
If not counting Shitori Egumo's different forms, The Uwasa of the Chelation Land Ferris Wheel is currently one of the only boss in Magia Exedra to share its battle music with another boss. The other being the Uwasa of the Commoner's Horse, which shares its battle music "Be Terrified" with the Chelation Ferris Wheel.
During Link Raid battles, it instead uses the same music as the normal battles inside Magia Record-based Main Quests.
