Uwasa (ウワサ uwasa, lit. rumors) are a type of monster that appear in the mobile game Magia Record.
- 1 Characteristics
- 2 Major Uwasa
- 2.1 Uwasa of the Friendship Ending Staircase (絶交階段のウワサ, lit. Rumor of the Breakup Staircase)
- 2.2 Uwasa of the Friendship Ending Padlock (絶交南京錠のウワサ, lit. Rumor of the Breakup Padlocks)
- 2.3 Uwasa of the Commoner's Horse (マチビト馬のウワサ, lit. Rumor of the Awaiters' Horse)
- 2.4 Uwasa of the Seance Tablet (口寄せ絵馬のウワサ, lit. Rumor of the Summoning Plaques)
- 2.5 Uwasa of the Misery Rhyton (ミザリーリューンのウワサ, lit. Rumor of the Misery Rython)
- 2.6 Uwasa of the Misery Owl (ミザリーオウルのウワサ, lit. Rumor of the Misery Owls)
- 2.7 Rumor of the Anonymous A.I. (名無し人工知能のウワサ)
- 2.8 Rumor of the Anonymous Mail (名無しメールのウワサ)
- 2.9 Rumor of the Memory Curator (記憶キュレーターのウワサ)
- 2.10 Rumor of the Memory Staff (記憶スタッフのウワサ)
- 2.11 Rumor of the Chelation Ferris Wheel (キレートビッグフェリスのウワサ)
- 2.12 Rumor of the Chelation Mascot (キレートマスコットのウワサ)
- 2.13 Rumor of the Flower Speaker (フラワースピーカーのウワサ)
- 2.14 Rumor of the Queen Bear (女王グマのウワサ )
- 2.15 Rumor of the Soldier Bears (兵隊グマのウワサ)
- 2.16 Rumor of the Worker Bears (働きグマのウワサ )
- 3 Spoiler Uwasa
- 4 Minor Uwasa
- 4.1 Rumor of the Substitute Street
- 4.2 Rumor of Destiny Chocolate
- 4.3 Rumor of FM Kamihama
- 4.4 Rumor of the Fireman's Mound
- 4.5 Rumor of the Peeping Castle Town
- 4.6 Rumor of the Headless Bike Gang
- 4.7 Rumor of the Puzzle Tile Lock
- 4.8 Rumor of the Fashion Monster
- 4.9 Rumor of the Happy Stamp
- 4.10 Rumor of the Little Old Cocoa Shop
- 4.11 Rumor of the Stardust Time Viewer
- 5 Trivia
- 6 Gallery
Although similar to witches, uwasa are ultimately different. They are the manifestations of actual rumors that are spread through Kamihama City. They exist to spread and fulfill these rumors, attacking those who meet the rumors' conditions or who prevent the rumors' completion. They can only be defeated by doing the opposite of what the rumor represents. They notably do not drop grief seeds when killed.
Some uwasa are capable of communication. The Uwasa of the Commoner's Horse announces it's intention to attack before it appears. The Uwasa of the Anonymous Artificial Intelligence is also capable of speech and has friendly interactions with other magical girls. However, it claims it is bound by it's instincts as a uwasa.
"My, have you heard? Who’d you hear it from? The Rumor of the Breakup Staircase! “Ugh! I hate you! We are totally THROUGH!” Say those magic words, and you might not see her– but she can see you! Try to patch things up, and you’ll be dragged off and away! My goodness! My gosh! Get caught by the shadow girl who lost all her friends, and you’ll get stuck with cleaning duty on the stairs that never end! It’s a rumor that ALL the girls in Kamihama City are talking about. Eeeeeeeeek! SCARY!"
NA Release: "Have you heard? Has anyone told you? The Rumor of the Friendship Breaking Staircase. If you say, "Hmph! I hate you! We're over!" this staircase will appear, but you won't be able to see it. If you try to rekindle your friendship, it will take you away! All the girls in Kamihama say that a shadow girl who pushed her friend down the stairs will appear and catch you and make you clean the staircase forever. How scary!"
"My, have you heard? Who’d you hear it from? The Rumor of the Breakup Padlocks! Bridges, clifftops, viewing decks– they’re just about everywhere! Those locks of love that swear an eternal bond! But these things, oh no, they’re totally the reverse! Breakup padlocks that break bonds when unlocked! They swarm around like bugs, and if they catch you, that’s the end. You’ll be locked up in the Breakup Stairs! It’s a rumor that ALL the kids in Kamihama City are talking about. Talk about AWFUL!"
NA Release: "Have you heard? Has anyone told you? The Rumor of the Friendship Breaking Padlock. Many couples and friends put padlocks on bridges, capes, and observatories as a symbol of their bond. But what happens if you do the opposite and break it? The Friendship Breaking Padlock is there to destroy such bonds. It will swarm about and capture you, and that will be the end of you! According to the kids in Kamihama, it will lock you up in the Friendship Breaking Staircase! How horrible!"
"My, have you heard? Who’d you hear it from? The Rumor of the Awaiters' Horse! Mizuna Shrine’s god? Why, he’s a fancy and suave gentleman steed! A charming fellow who’ll grant your dearest wish: to meet with the person you want to meet most! But too bad, so sad. They’re just a mirage. And once you clue in and say they’re not real, that fine gentlesteed? He’ll turn into a gangster who kicks like a mule! It’s a rumor that ALL the people in Mizuna Ward are talking about. Geeze, what a JERK!"
NA Release: "Have you heard? Has anyone told you? The Rumor of the Commoner's Horse. The god of this shrine is a fancy and kind horse! He's a cool guy that grants people's wishes, bringing them to who they are searching for. But too bad! As it turns out, it's all just an illusion. If you realize it's not real and deny it, the kind horse will turn into a gangster! Everyone in Mizuna Ward is talking about it!"
"My, have you heard? Who’d you hear it from? The Rumor of the Summoning Plaques! These big, buzzing, bug-looking plaques are helpful guides(?) to the Awaiters' Horse! On closer look, they’re ema plaques, upon which someone wrote another someone’s name. In fact, if you catch one such plaque and wave someone’s body part around, POOF! That someone will appear right there! It’s a rumor that ALL the people in Mizuna Ward are talking about. Come one, come aaaaall!"
NA Release: "Have you heard? Has anyone told you? The Rumor of the Seance Tablet. This tablet looks like a huge winged bug, but it may just guide you to the Commoner's Horse! Look at it closely and you'll notice someone's name written on it. In Mizuna Ward they say that if you catch this tablet and put someone's body part on it, they will magically appear! Come on over!"
"My, have you heard? Who’d you hear it from? The Rumor of the Misery Rhyton! Sankyoin Educational Academy, gifted in both studies and sports! Why, you ask, do so many students ace their college entry exams? The answer: a HUGE drinking horn lurking deep underground! It sucks up all those college hopefuls’ bad luck– no accidents, stomachaches, or even sweaty palms! But don’t look now, ‘cause the cup runneth over! With the bad luck all sloshing and spilling over the side, the drinking horn decided to share it around! It’s a rumor that ALL the students in Sankyou Ward are talking about. Ohmygod! What a DISASTER!"
NA Release: "Have you heard? Has anyone told you? The Rumor of the Misery Rython. Students from Sankyoin Academy are known for excelling in sports and studies. The secret lies in a large cup hidden underground! You can pour in any kind of misery, like accidents, stress, or even stomachaches! But beware, the cup is already full! The students in Sankyo Ward are saying the misery has started to overflow, so the cup decided to give back all that misery! What a disaster!"
"My, have you heard? Who’d you hear it from? The Rumor of the Misery Owls! When you’re all tired out and your throat’s desert-dry, voila! What’s this? An oh-so-appreciated free water stand! But it could stand to have some free warning signs. It’s just a Misery Owl illusion, doling out bad luck to all passersby! And these owls even offer perfect follow-up care: a countdown to misfortune with an unfading, feathered smile! It’s a rumour that ALL the students in Sankyou Ward are talking about. Buzz off! What a PAIN!!"
NA Release: "Have you heard? Has anyone told you? The Rumor of the Misery Owl. When you're tired and thirsty, a water station appears right in front of you! But beware! It's an illusion created by the Misery Owl that wants to make everyone absolutely miserable! But the students in Sankyo Ward are saying it also offers follow-up alerts! The Misery Owl is happy to let you know how much time you have left until calamity strikes! What a convenient service!
“My, have you heard? Who’d you hear it from? The Rumor of the Anonymous A.I.! ‘Ding-a-ling!’ goes your phone, and what do you find? A shady prank message from goodness-knows-who! It’s a sticky-sweet trap from the Anonymous A.I., who’ll kidnap anyone who wanders her way! She got quarantined in the digital world 'cause she learned some bad words. She’s all alone in there now, and ever so sad. And once she catches you, she’ll never let go! It’s a rumour that ALL the people in Chuuou Ward are talking about. Man, talk about standalone software!”
“My, have you heard? Who’d you hear it from? The Rumor of the Anonymous Mail! One unread message? One hundred? One THOUSAND!? These couriers deliver Miss A.I.’s regards to every corner of the 'Net! With her paper-plane emails strapped to their backs, they each soar over to an address of choice, bleat a ‘ding-a-ling!’ signal to all their fellows, and leave an anonymous email behind! Sometimes, you can even see them peeking out of your phone screen. It’s a rumour that ALL the people in Chuuou Ward are talking about. Who the heck is THIS?!”
“My, have you heard? Who’d you hear it from? The Rumor of the Memory Curator! An extra-special expert on memory, who printed an entire archive full of books by himself! He’s probably working away in some quiet corner, printing out memories even now… But if you take a peek at those memory books, you’d better give some memories back in exchange, or else you’ll NEVER make it back home! He might even pluck out every last memory you have! It’s a rumor that ALL the people in Ei Ward are talking about. Lemme outta heeeeere!”
“My, have you heard? Who’d you hear it from? The Rumor of the Memory Staff! Once you flip open and take a peek at one of the archives’ books, it’ll be time for the Memory Staff to swoop in and go to work! They’ll tap its text into your head with their typewriter arms, rewriting your memories with a 'clickety-clack!’ And if your head gets too full, and your own memories spill out, they’ll suck up the excess with their adorable lil’ lips! It’s a rumor that ALL the people in Ei Ward are talking about. Clickety-clickety-clack! Ka-CHING!”
“My, have you heard? Who’d you hear it from? The Rumor of the Chelation Ferris Wheel! Its gondolas spin round and round, but what’s that stuff inside? Mankind’s trash, of course! Anger, sorrow, worries– every heavy feeling you can name. You’ll regret riding it even just once, so it’s totally off-limits to try to get close! Thanks to this wonderful wheel, we can all zone out and relax. It’s a rumor that ALL the people in Daitou Ward are talking about. I! WANT! HAPPY~!””
“My, have you heard? Who’d you hear it from? The Rumor of the Chelation Mascots! They might move by sliding, but these park mascots still arrive with a jaunty 'clip-clop’ of their hooves! If you happen to meet one, it’s curtains for you. But oh non-non, don’t be afraid! ♪ They’ll soothe everyone’s body and mind with a pleasant ’pho-wa-wa~h,’ and carry all your bad vibes away. It’s a rumor that ALL the people in Daitou Ward are talking about. How princely~! ♪”
“My, have you heard? Who’d you hear it from? The Rumor of the Flower Speaker! It’s some super-duper hi-spec tech that can both send and receive! Just step right up and say anything you want said, or anything you want heard! It’ll be converted to wonderful, pretty words that resound through everyone's hearts with a satisfying 'twang!’, letting you control them just as you wish. It’s a rumor that ALL the Magius are talking about. Whatever you sa~ay!”
“My, have you heard? Who’d you hear it from? The Rumor of the Queen Bear! The great big tree that towers high in the middle of the castle is actually the beloved mama of all the little bears! If you hurt Mama, all her cubs will lash out, and if you hurt her cubs, her maternal instincts will blow up in your face. Oh me, oh my! It’s the most awesomely awful collective Rumor that the Magius have ever made. It’s a rumor that ALL the Feathers are talking about. Run away, run awaaay!”
“My, have you heard? Who’d you hear it from? The Rumor of the Soldier Bears! If you happen to damage some part of the castle, just saying 'sorry’ won’t get you off the hook! The Soldier Bears will get real steaming mad, and attack with their building tools clutched in both paws! Their zeal and power are second to none, but as fruit go, they’re still young, tough and un-ripe, so they tend to miss their swings and kick up huge whirlwinds instead. It’s a rumor that ALL the Feathers are talking about. Up, up and away you go~!”
“My, have you heard? Who’d you hear it from? The Rumor of the Worker Bears! From a wide variety of repairs to daintily tending the gardens, they can take care of any odd job you can name! The way their heads have plopped onto the ground is a sign that their knowledge and experience are mature as can be, and it’s proof that they’re senior staff members of the castle! If anything needs doing, they’ll triumphantly pop into view… but they might start squabbling over who gets to do the work. It’s a rumor that ALL the Feathers are talking about. Giiive meee wooork!”
Rumor of the Substitute Street
”My, have you heard? Who’d you hear it from? The Rumor of the Substitute Street! A long one-way road, they say, where this girl and that girl met one day! Their eyes met: "Hello! How do you do?" And then they parted: "So long, farewell." And from that day onward… this girl became that, and that girl became this! Once you switch places, what’s real becomes fake! It’s a rumor that ALL the girls in Kamihama City are talking about. Whooo aaare yooou?”
This Rumor takes the form of a shadowy doppelganger of Kazumi after she encounters it.
Rumor of Destiny Chocolate
A Rumor that appears as a chocolate shop. The shop gives out egg-shaped chocolates that represent the fate of their owner. Variant of the familiars of the Unknown Witch are summoned to steal the eggs, causing disastrous consequences. The Rumor seems to manifest as a talking chocolate egg.
Rumor of FM Kamihama
“My, have you heard? Who’d you hear it from? The Rumor of FM Kamihama! A fun radio show with poppin’ tunes, pleasantly refreshing in your Kamihama life!It’s always by your side, whether it be morning, working hours, or even late at night.But if you try touching that dial, you’ll get a full-voltage zap!Its wiggly radio waves jump through dimensions, sometimes even reaching quite close to home!It’s a rumor that ALL the listeners in Kamihama City are talking about. Staaaay tuned!”
This Rumor appears to be similar to the Rumor of the Breakup Staircase, but has a cartoon radio dish attached to the top. The Rumor is possibly not canon, due to appearing in a Magia Report event.
Rumor of the Fireman's Mound
A Rumor that appears at a firefighters’ memorial grave site. Anyone who speaks badly of the departed will be attacked by a spooky hand that will try to drag them underground.
Rumor of the Peeping Castle Town
A Rumor that affects those who bend over and look through their own legs while looking at Kamihama's old castle town. Those that do so see the town the way it existed in the distant past. Looking too long will cause victims to be trapped in the other side.
Rumor of the Headless Bike Gang
A Rumor that appears as an unseen biker gang that causes violence when no-one's looking. Anyone who sees them will be forced to join their ranks.
Rumor of the Puzzle Tile Lock
A Rumor that appears when someone rotates the manholes in town. When they are lined up properly, it'll create a path to the city government's hidden safe. The path is apparently booby-trapped
Rumor of the Fashion Monster
A Rumor that appears before confident, dressed up girls. It drags its victims into an alley, and if the Rumor isn't told it looks stylish, it will strip off the victim's clothes.
Rumor of the Happy Stamp
“My, have you heard? Who’d you hear it from? The Happy Stamps, and the rumor thereof! During that most special of seasons when everyone’s happy, these happily-stamped Christmas cards will suddenly appear in the hands of anyone with a dangerous heart! A series of very happy accidents are in store for anyone who receives them– as well as anyone who happens to be nearby! It’s a rumor that ALL the reindeer in Kamihama are talking about. Happy, happy holida~ys!”
Rumor of the Little Old Cocoa Shop
A Rumor that serves as a framing device for the 2019 Valentine’s Day event story.
“My, have you heard? Who’d you hear it from? The Little Old Cocoa Shop, and the rumor thereof! It’s a wholesale shop selling pure cocoa mass, tucked away in a quiet corner of town. Their signature ingredient is possibility, and their main suppliers are unwitting girls! They swipe away your future potential, and before you know it, it’ll be lined up for sale! So if you’re hearing this, you’d better be careful! Valentine’s is soon, so you’d better be careful! They say if your stolen possibility gets sold, you’ll have nothing but crummy Valentines for the rest of your days. It’s a rumor that ALL the local girls are talking about. Urgh, that’s the worst!”
Rumor of the Stardust Time Viewer
“My, have you heard? Who’d you hear it from?
The Stardust Time Viewer, and the rumor thereof!
Your dreams, your hopes, or what your fate has in store…
The oh-so-interesting hidden future that just about everyone wants to know!
If you put your wish into a message and send it off into the sky,
you’ll see a vision of your future, no matter what it may involve!
But you shouldn’t take it as a fact. It’s just the future that can be seen right now!
And your or her or anyone’s will could change it, just like that.
It’s a rumor that ALL the girls in Chuuou Ward are talking about!
Oooh, I wanna seee~!”
Briefly re-summoned by Nemu during the Cherry Tree Rumor’s event story, as part of her, Touka, Ui and Iroha’s tour of Kamihama.
- The horse uwasa is a bit difficult to translate into English; it's name includes the word "machibito" which means either the person being waited for or the person who is waiting.
- Due to an error, the drinking horn rumor's name was originally displayed in Runes that read "BOSSBATTLE BATTLEBOSS" (BOSSBATTLE BATTLEBOSS). This is presumably the default value for boss names in Magia Record. You can see it here.
- The Rumor of the Anonymous Artificial Intelligence attacks through (fake) glitches, including pop-up windows and a blue screen of death.